【ERIC BLOG】...What do boys think about yaoi?

Risa's not a boy...so let's ask ERIC!

hmmm, you all probably are curious to know, so I'll let Eric do the typing, and MOST of you probably are asking "does eric even read yaoi" or if he "knows enough to answer"...TRUST ME he'll talk about it~

...I'll let Eric take over now! Find out all about it in his response/answer below because he'll be typing now!

okay, so...I want to start out by some sort of an introduction (?) but not sure how blog post thingies work but i'm going to try my best and try to use correct grammar because Risa said she'd pick on me I fail.

The answer to the question = Guys feel uncomfortable

and if they're straight them most likely will hate it.

Now...Risa told me to tell you guys that I have read yaoi before, infact, I've read yaoi along with the drama cd like the videos that Risa makes because she showed it to me awhile ago. She told me that I wouldn't be able to "handle some of the series she worked on" so she gave me the "softest" yaoi as she described: she showed me "After I Win" or "Hoshigarimasen! Katsumade wa"...I'll talk a little about my reactions to that, but since I'm pretty lazy I kind of don't feel like typing an ESSAY because I literally feel like it would be a homework assignment on observing two guys making love and basically fucking each other. Prettyy fun assignment...woot!! (/sarcasm)

I will say, however, that from the yaoi a lot of the...umm guys on the "bottom" act and LOOK like girls...so I don't feel bothered reading it because basically, if  you look behind his man nipples and his...well...you know what, then he's practically a girl. The man nipples isn't that big of a problem especially if you keep telling yourself she's a flat-chested girl. Hey, it gets you through 75% of the manga especially when you're unwilling reading it because someone forced you to! When I read yaoi, I feel like my maniless-o-meter totally drops and my gay-o-meter explodes. I will say that Hiyori-senpai does have long hair, and I feel like most of the time I'm reading a shoujo manga...until they have sex, lolll. I don't see what's so fulfilling about girls reading about one guy doing the other in the butt anddd I'm pretty sure it's not as easy as it looks in the manga. Don't ask how I know these things, I just do. No I have no experience with these things...just trust me. TRUST ME, KAY?

MY CONCLUSION: BOYS think that yaoi is GAY. 

Yes, it is gay, lol but just like in real life whenever a guy says "THAT'S GAY" they usually avoid it...and keep away from it. That's what I do whenever Risa comes running to her other yaoi buddies fan-girling about the latest chapter of a yaoi series released. She's nuts when that happens. rofl, nuts.Get it?
(NOTE FROM RISA: OH MY GOD, he's crazy)

(NOTE #2 FROM RISA: is...this how he sees me?? D':)

Before I end this, I just want to let you know that this question was asked by an anonymous person (probably my friend Ashley) so if YOU have any questions please feel free to ask in the box below! Have any more questions about yaoi-related things? Want to know more about me...or Risa who is one of the most secretive people living on the planet Earth. Trust me on this one.

ASK, ASK AWAY!!!!!

 Risa has NO CONTROL over what I say whatsoever. HAHAHAHA.

No, but srsly...i'll try my best to answer seriously ;]

**also, note: I'm not going to be doing one of these blog thingies every week... maybe once a month or something because I'm lazy. I'll check the formspring questions one time a week as well, so pls be patient (:

-Eric 

(edited by RISA...NOTE: I had to take out a LOT of random things he typed in...*sigh* he's really hopeless xDD he went off about how gay spongebob was...unicorns were...Edward Cullen was../facepalm)

【BLOG】Risa's PHOTO?! WHAT? And..who's "Eric"?

 

Someone requested on Youtube that I post a picture of myself...*flails arms uncontrollably*

GAHHH!! RISA'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!! But...she will do it.

She'll also tell the story behind her picture...>_>

If you ask anyone who knows Risa personally (cough cough, if you really want to know EVERYTHING about Risa...Eric is probably the person to go to). Who's Eric you may ask? He's Risa's partner. He's right next to me as we speak, and he's saying that he wants an alias (Fuzzybunnychan is not really an alias...but he doesn't know that) to be called "MRFLUFFYKUN" for some abnormal reason...but it will remain "partner". No we aren't married, haha. I'm only 16. o__o;;

BEFORE Eric edited it  >  AFTER (Eric photshopped my face, lol)

(if you REALLY want to enlarge it you can ;__;
HOWEVER...Risa's super chubby round face will appear larger T_T)

Risa's hair is not ACTUALLY that pretty looking (sadly). D:
It was styled on that day because it was the day before homecoming, and Risa just got back from the salon and so Eric took the opportunity to take a picture of me WHILE my hair was still nice and curly. :D 

 

Typically, Risa's hair is very frizzy...:c she probably shouldn't have dyed her hair that many times. She's bleached it, turned it red, and now it's brown. It was supposed to be black...lol RISA NEEDS TO STOP KILLING HER HAIRRR!!!

Okay, anyways, so that's a picture of Risa TT_TT 

FIRST OFF- srry for the bad quality. Risa's stupid and doesn't know how to make pictures larger, so she scanned the picture onto her computer, and then tried to enlarge it with some super-cheap software...gomenesai!!

But at least I don't look that bad since Eric actually took this picture for this collage he had to make in Photography class, and he took a bunch of random pictures of me (HE TOOK THEM WITHOUT PERMISSION!! just kidding heh heh~) and titled it "No Matter What" and the description was that everything I did reminded him of why he fell in love with me, and that no matter what I do...he likes me. haha, Risa loves it, of course, but she still thinks it's super cheesy! And slightly creepy since some of the photos he took without warning

Also, Risa won't be showing you the other pictures (or the entire collage) lol. In one of them, Risa is literally making the weirdest faces ever seen to any human being on earth. o_o Risa shall spare you all...

 I had a conversation with him after I found out what he called it and why he was taking pictures of me doing random things (I pretty much freaked out most of the time because he told me he had to PRESENT IT TO HIS CLASS) but after that our conversation kind of went:

RISA: Does EVERYTHING I do really remind you of why you fell in love with. Will you REALLY love Risa no matter what? (Risa's pretty freaking srs when it comes to someone making a super bold statement like that, lol she unconsciously refers to herself as Risa sometimes when she's serious~ c:)

ERIC: Ugh...I can't think of anything that you do that upsets me enough to hate you...

RISA: HOW ABOUT MY OBSESSION WITH YAOI?? 

ERIC: ERIC LOVES THAT TOO!!! (he tried to make FUN OF RISA by calling himself Eric..risa hates it when he does that...grr...)

v_v of course there was a SUPER AWKWARD pause after that, but Risa found out he was JOKING (thankfully) otherwise I'd be in some sort of trouble if my boyfriend liked yaoi. >_>

Not that it would be bad, lol it's just Risa wouldn't know how to keep him since he's got a lot of uke potential DD': RISA DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE HIM! xD ...so from now on, she's keeping him away from yaoi.

Also, when Eric creepily stared at me while I was writing this, he did mention that he wanted to write blog posts from time-to-time possibly to share his photographs that he takes or to just chat.

He's always been "suspicious" of what other people who are "like me" (as he describes) are like.

IT'S OKAYY, I WON'T LET HIM POST ANYTHING STUPID! xD

Look forward to that in the future!! Cx

Love,

Risa & Eric